A decree has been sent out from the Lord Of The Cottage Manor. He has grown tired of the horse flies inflicting pain on his loyal subjects and himself as they frolic around the rejuvenating waters of the cottage lake.
“From now on….. the Horse Flies will no longer be allowed to feast on the King and his loyal (well…mostly loyal) subjects.
There will be NO MORE free lunches while the family and I are out frolicking in and around the cottage waters. No more swatting, shooshing, or pleading for your departure. From this day forward, ALL horse flies who are caught feasting on the King or his subjects will meet their demise via………………………………..
DEATH-DEALING,……………….BLOOD-THIRSTY…………..
FEROCIOUS……………………………….CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew…..I feel better already. Now just another 5, 653, 241 more to go in order to rid the kingdom of these pests!